H David Beckam

Udin wrote on a banner "Welcome to David Beckam".
Cecep : Udin, you missed an H
Udin : **do correction** Welcome to H David Beckam”


A : i used to buy one kilogram sugar and milk at the store with only one thousand rupiah two years ago. but nowadays, i can't do that anymore
B : i see, the price is raise so high. Isn't it?
A : nope. they have CCTV now


mamat : pak, haji. tomorrow i will do repent
pak haji : Alhamdulillah. so, you will become a real man
mamat : nope. tomorrow i will wear a veil
pak haji : ???!!