Sad Ending Drama

A : why are you crying?
B : i've read a book. the ending is so sad.
A : what book?
B : your savings book


**Police station. at the interrogation room
A : Why did you drop your parent-in-law from the 13th floor?
B : you know what? i try..oh..my god..i'am sorry
A : i do understand. But how if there was somebody down there
B : ??!!!


A : sir, i wanna have a burger
B : Sorry, boy. This is library
A : Ok..**whispering** i wanna have a burger