I Eat My Daughter

A : What is in your stomach?
B : your younger sister
A : Do you love her?
B : for sure
A : so, why did you eat her?
B : ???!!

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A : let's have fun and go for a photo Box
B : Don't. i'm ashamed. i just wear thongs (sandal jepit)

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A : do you know beside carrot good for eyes, it is also dangerous for your eyes
B : really?
A : it also causes blindness
B : how come?
A : yeah..if only you stabed it into your eyes

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A : Dok, my daughter swallowed a pen
B : ok..i'll be there in few minutes
A : be quick, please. i want to write my shopping list